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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:31
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Poll: What Review Score Would You Give Mario Kart World? - Nintendo Life
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Google Search Tests Audio Overview - Search Engine Roundtable
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
No way
What makes a woman attractive?
—
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Dog attacks on postal workers are the most they’ve been in 7 years - NBC News
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
What is the future of AI in interior design?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
share office space ...